( 1 ) insert some joke about phones.

[utenacar]

call me out!
back on my bullshit.
⇉ integra hellsing.    ( fairbrook. ) Actually the best.	⇉ kiritsugu emiya.    ( problemagus. ) Literally the worst.	⇉ archer (emiya).    ( ironwrought. ) SJW gone wrong.	⇉ himari takakura.    ( appledote. ) DID NOTHING WRONG.
feeling lucky, punk?
⇉ fitzwilliam darcy.    ( derbyshire. ) Because you never actually left your high school English class.	⇉ irisviel von einzbern    ( homumculus. ) Got a wish?	⇉ sidney chambers.    ( vicarly. ) Clerical error.	⇉ yui sakamoto.    ( flutzing. ) Pink disaster.
( code by whambam )

➜ refer to the list above for active muses (or others from my muselist; just specify who.)
➜ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line!
➜ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy!
➜ feel free to comment even if i don't know you. i love rp strangers! uwu